Category: The Left/Its Minions/Obama


Here is the link to the real post: ‘Chemtrails,’ Ron Paul, and the Cost of Conspiracy in Arizona

Please peruse it, enjoy it, and comment profusely…the finished product reads exactly as it should (due to Mr. Swindle’s exacting editing skills)…nothing needs to be added, and nothing needs to be taken away….

But there is, in most posts, stuff that ends up on the cutting room floor that is kind of fun and witty, and you sort of enjoy it – almost like the rough heel of the bread smeared with butter and honey…it isn’t good enough for the discerning reader, but it does have its charms, and you would really prefer to keep it out of the trash can, at least for awhile.

So here is a peek at the original postscript before it gets consigned, once and for all, into the rusty, clanky, and offensively scented garbage receptacles – no, over there – in the right-hand sideyard of the mind….

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About 30 miles southwest of Sedona, just below the summit of Mingus Mountain,  four Paulite Acolytes fan out, awaiting the impending carnage. 

It is dark all around. The SORPS (Soldiers of R. Paul) are united only by their black stealthy clothing, walkie-talkies, and sense of outrage. They communicate fluently via a series of Aboriginal tongue clicks – because you never can tell who might be listening.

They know, as only a few others do, that there is a secret underground U.S. Military base in the nearby town of Cottonwood; it is from here that the nearly-silent helicopters and jets come, issuing forth night after night, to slowly annihilate the reasoning abilities of John and Jane Doe, Americans. 

The Mission, as always, is not to interfere (How un-Dr. Paul-like that would be!), but to collect data – to accumulate and amalgamate enough evidence to bring the rotten-to-the-core Military-Industrial Complex to its knees once and for all.

Although the duty is dangerous (think about it, people!), there is a sense of honor and Esprit de corps among the volunteers – they know that any night could be the tipping point in the battle against the Huns of War.

A slight vibration is felt from within the mountain and out in the surrounding sky; it is almost unnoticeable, but our  veteran spotters know it like their own heartbeats – the Cavalry is coming! The clicks escalate – the enemy will be here soon – but what an honor, to be here, in this time and place, during the battle for the collective soul of human-kind!

For the second time in the last couple of years, I have the opportunity to thank David Swindle for helping me out with my writing career.

He gave me a shot at NewsRealBlog back when I first started flinging my thoughts into cyberspace, and even though I didn’t usually get a ton of views, he continued to let me post there, and gave me lots of good advice.

Now he’s given me a chance to make a name for myself at Pajamas Media Lifestyle. My first post apparently did fairly well, lots of comments, and he is guiding me through my second, which is having more problems than one of those Obama-backed solar-powered start-up companies.

Oh, well – David is a good man, and a very patient individual. I hope I won’t end up embarrassing him too much.

Click the link to to get to the story – John Nampion vs. the Hometown Community Homeowners Association.

Hope you like it.

Time for the obligatory monthly post here on nampion.com.

Yeah, I know, I am not only really good at this writing stuff, but my output is Bunyanesque…right?

I actually did do this post on August 10th, but my dear friend and editor-at-large “B” quashed it on the grounds that…well, it doesn’t matter.

(Don’t worry, B, they can’t see it.)

I am feverishly re-wording, of course, and hope to have the sanitized version out sometime in November.

Maybe I (lots of Narcissism here, I know, sorry, it’s really all about me these days) could increase my posting frequency by doing a daily or weekly grab-bag of stuff ala my childhood hero Earl Wilson:

“Poor David Letterman…he’s had his troubles, without a doubt, but this Muslim thing, it’s just over the top, isn’t it?

“His Hollywood friends have rallied to his defense by taking a long and anonymous moment of silence.”

Of course Earl would never limit himself to a rehash of current doings in the Entertainment Industry:

“After 2.5 years of resisting the advice of his family, aides, and the American people, our fearless Toiler-in-Chief has decided to take a much-needed respite on Martha’s Vineyard.

“Despite entreaties to ‘get off the grid’, his Huzzah will limit the sun and sailing to Saturday afternoon, and will begin a series of 11-hour daily brainstorming sessions that evening, culminating with a strategy meeting on bus deployment and neighborhood reconnaissance with loyal ally Maxine Waters next Thursday.

“Aren’t we glad he’s on ‘our’ side?”

It’s a really fresh yet Art-Deco way to approach the events of the day. I’m actually thinking about doing it, when I finally get around to blogging again.

“Greetings, Gotham! Appearing tonight, and tonight only, at the world-renowned Ethel Barrymore Theater on Manhattan’s Great White Way, is our fearless, pugnacious, and righteous Leader-for-life, Barack Hussein Obama, in rash, anyway?

On April 7th, I posted up a video from the David Horowitz Freedom Center entitled “The Palestinian Wall of Lies”. Today I happened to click on it and it said:

“This video is no longer available due to a copyright claim by MSA UCSD.”

One Google search and it’s obvious who the culprit is:

The Muslim Student’s Association at the University of California-San Diego.

Now I doubt they picked on Nampion.com: It’s such a minor site that I don’t think even my sainted Mumsie knows about it.

So they probably got a court injunction to stop the video from being seen. Funny thing is, it’s still available on YouTube. ClickIslamists and their cohorts on the left. I’ve said it before in these pages and I’ll say it again:

What are they so damn afraid of?

The Mighty Shepherd with one of the early prototypes

Nampion’s public service buy/sell/hold tip of the week:

BUY JihJong Toys. The little-known company just released its 1st product line last week, and my cousin, the fearless Jack Harmon, was there for the roll-out:

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Since the artery in charge of bringing fresh and creative ideas to my brain is still on some sort of extended Federal leave, I have decided to take my friend Shannon up on her offer to give me an easy and fixed subject to write about. She views it as remedial assistance in its purest form.

So what is on my blogging schedule for tonight?

Why of course! A post about Gnomes.

My tall and cheeky associate derives great mirth from reminding me of my, er, shortcomings ; and if I am forced to actually write about them, well, so much the better!

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Listen up, peoples: That chart you see above has NOTHING WHATSOEVER to do with Nampion’s SEXUAL CONFIDENCE – he is a roving, tigerish legend in suburban bedrooms from Ahwatukee to Avondale – and those are just the towns on the MAP.

Just sayin’.**

He will admit, however, that his belief in his writing skills is at an all-time low…he just doesn’t seem to have it…his, er, blogging instrument is little more than a dull and flaccid pencil, suitable for grocery lists (“eight-count bag hot dog buns, large box original Cheez-its, two packages of brats, soda, Ding-Dongs, commercial-grade bottle Ketel One….”), note-writing (“Dear Mr. Antwerp: My daughter will not be attending phy-ed class today due to a large, wartish spot on her left thumb-knuckle, which started small but then grew in intensity and magnitude until….”), refrigerator stickies (“Hands OFF the Kalamata olives, you three, or you will ALL DIE!!!), and maybe the occasional jotting down of a unique thought (“She was a dark and slippery wind through my mind”), but not much else.

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Yup….And really, who else could it be? The Norwegians? (Oops, they were Muslims, too. So sorry!) The three fat guys in Kingman who still worship at the altar of Timmy McVeigh?

Of course not. It is the Muslims, you idiot, which is why Chairman Peter T. King (R, NY) and the House Committee on Homeland Security began hearings on Thursday. View full article »

http://www.newsrealblog.com/2011/01/22/the-comcastnbc-merger-oodles-of-government-booty-if-you-qualify/

The process of watching our citizenry slowly succumb to the Almighty power of the U.S. Government is at once frightening and fascinating – we of course notice the train wrecks (Obamacare) and 10-car pileups (the castration of SB 1070), but let’s not forget those little nails that are pounded, daily and ceaselessly, into the burial box of American ingenuity and initiative.

They do the most damage, after all, because they just don’t seem important enough to worry about when you take them one at a time.

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http://www.newsrealblog.com/2011/01/20/feelings-care2-celebrates-the-imam-we-hardly-knew/

I’m not sure why Jamie Glazov and Joseph Klein thought it right to recently savage our ecumenical, Big-Tent-For-All-Religions friend, Imam Feisal Abdul Rauf, but it’s a good thing the bloggers at Care2 were around to set them straight.

How else were we to find out what a sympathetic, multi-layered individual the Holy Man really is?

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