Time for the obligatory monthly post here on nampion.com.
Yeah, I know, I am not only really good at this writing stuff, but my output is Bunyanesque…right?
I actually did do this post on August 10th, but my dear friend and editor-at-large “B” quashed it on the grounds that…well, it doesn’t matter.
(Don’t worry, B, they can’t see it.)
I am feverishly re-wording, of course, and hope to have the sanitized version out sometime in November.
Maybe I (lots of Narcissism here, I know, sorry, it’s really all about me these days) could increase my posting frequency by doing a daily or weekly grab-bag of stuff ala my childhood hero Earl Wilson:
“Poor David Letterman…he’s had his troubles, without a doubt, but this Muslim thing, it’s just over the top, isn’t it?
“His Hollywood friends have rallied to his defense by taking a long and anonymous moment of silence.”
Of course Earl would never limit himself to a rehash of current doings in the Entertainment Industry:
“After 2.5 years of resisting the advice of his family, aides, and the American people, our fearless Toiler-in-Chief has decided to take a much-needed respite on Martha’s Vineyard.
“Despite entreaties to ‘get off the grid’, his Huzzah will limit the sun and sailing to Saturday afternoon, and will begin a series of 11-hour daily brainstorming sessions that evening, culminating with a strategy meeting on bus deployment and neighborhood reconnaissance with loyal ally Maxine Waters next Thursday.
“Aren’t we glad he’s on ‘our’ side?”
It’s a really fresh yet Art-Deco way to approach the events of the day. I’m actually thinking about doing it, when I finally get around to blogging again.
“Greetings, Gotham! Appearing tonight, and tonight only, at the world-renowned Ethel Barrymore Theater on Manhattan’s Great White Way, is our fearless, pugnacious, and righteous Leader-for-life, Barack Hussein Obama, in rash, anyway?
